Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
THis is possibly the cruelest thing the creators of How I met your Mother could have ever done to me
I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS
THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!
The Answer Man is an urban legend about a game that is played by kids in Japan. They say the game can invoke an evil spirit that will answer any question given to it.
- Ten people who each own a cell phoneStep 1: Gather ten people in a loose circle. Each person must have the cell phone number of the person to their left.Step 2: On the count of three, each person presses the call button to contact the person on their leftStep 3: Everyone puts their phone to their ear and listens
Because everyone is calling each other at the same time, all of the phones should be busy and nobody should receive an answer.However, one person will find that their call is mysteriously answered and they will hear a voice on the other end of the line.This is the Answer Man.When you are on the phone with the Answer Man, you can ask him anything. He will answer whatever questions you choose to ask him. However, after he gives you your answer, he will have a question for you. They say that if you answer his questions incorrectly or are unable to give an answer, a large gnarled hand will appear from the phone and tear off a piece of your body.
OH MY GODthat comment made me lose all seriousness for this
I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE
do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense